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Stuff to know about Skunky:

Er...yes, I am a girl.

I am an obsessive fanfiction otaku to the point of losing interests in other more productive things like...sleep...eating...school...love interests, etc.

I'm nineteen actually (I know it's hard to believe) and a kolledj stoodunt. (I'll be twenty as of 6-24-2009, at which point, I will go crazy and kill you all because Blade children like ME are unstable like that. Just kidding.)

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I don't beleive in friends-only posts unless I'm showing pictures of myself or something too personal like that, so even if you're not on my friends list, feel free to say anything you'd like to anything I write. I also have a policy of allowing all anonymous comments, so you can be as much of a stranger as you like, but I welcome you no matter what you have to say.

I have three wonderful younger siblings who want to kill me. (But that's okay because they're not that good at it...)

I read far too much for my own good, and I write far too much for my health, and...er...I'm mediocre at chess (huh?!)

I don't believe in friends only journaling because I would perfectly love to have random people I don't know pop up and say hi to me. (And such has happened lately--susually while I innocently rant about Spiral. The very idea...) If they try to stalk me, I will bite them and give them rabies, so they won't stalk me. Also if they DID try to stalk me, they would almost certainly be bitterly disappointed. Then I'd have tea with them. (I like tea.) and then...rabies might ensue...

I sound like a ten year old girl on phones, and like a crazy semi-genderless individual who's trying to take over the world through excessive sentence length in my writing. (Probably because I go off and wax poetic about how stupid feminine stuff is.) I'm so ladylike it's scary. Mmhmm. (Not really, but genetics seem to have gifted me in this area.)

My interests include everything in my interest list and several others that you won't find due to being too wordy, but you get the point--I am a strange coot.

...Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear?


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Geek Terror

Small warning of general geek-headed-ness.

quotes of notice (which should also give more people reason to want to stay FAR away--this could happen to or involve YOU!):

"I stored grilled cheese in my hair like a squirrel!"-Frank ("Yoh-kun")

"don't deck the halls! Walls have feelings too!!" -Mamono

"the older you get, the more you pick your nose"-a math teacher.

"Do I look like someone who would be happier holding a tambourine?" -Neil Gaiman

Dad (Economics and Computer teacher for a small highschool/middleschool):So far, the current rates are five bucks for bragging, fifteen bucks for PROFESSIONAL bragging, and $7.50 for blameshifting, anything else?
Roast (My brother Peter): Complaining.
Dad: Oh yes, a dollar for complaining.
Me: man...it gets tough to be a teenager around here. No wonder I never have any money.
Roast: That'll be a dollar.
Me: Aw, tripe.

"Stage whispers butter no toast with a side of duck sauce"- Peter (my brother-- "Roast")

"you look like someone smacked you in the head with a hammer while you were on weed." -Caitlin

"WHAT??? I'M A GUY!?!? STUPID PERSONALITY TEST!!! I'VE BEEN GOING INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM ALL MY LIFE AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME?!?!?"-Caitlin after she got Kimihiro Watanuki on the xxxHOLiC personality test

"Never trust a person who thinks deer are a good thing. GAH! DEER! I HATE DEER!!!" -Caitlin.

"'you must have your knickers in a bunch'...what kind of idiot says
that? I mean at least he could be courteous and call me a dickhead or
something"-Takusi

" "I'm glad the battle city tournament is over and i've saved the world yet again" thought Yugi to himself as he was walking home to his grandfathers shop. "but I cant help thinking where I go from here. I mean I saved the world again from some evil holograms and cardboard but now I've got nothin' to do. Oh well, I'm sure some new evil will appear, it always does" "-Takusi (in 'look who thinks he's clever dan'--long before the days of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, might I add...)

"How do I eat an Oreo? I chomp it to bits, then swallow. It goes through my digestive track and comes back into society in a year or so in the form of an apple."-Reisa

"A good computer's the one you throw out the window!"-Mr. Warner

Ben: Hey! These aren't my pants!
Skunky: Don't look at me! Sell them on ebay!
Both: *burst into laughter and scare normal people*

"Words and bones may break my stones, but sticks will never hurt me!"-Ben

Joey: What kind of IDIOT names a kid 'Sephiroth?' Poor kid! He's going to be teased all his life, and then he's going to turn evil and blow up the earth or something so he can become a god!
Hauenstein: Well, in that case, twelve years down the road, have a blond kid and name him Cloud.
Joey: Hey! That's a good idea...except I'm Lebanese...and there's nobody blond in my family...and there's really no chance of me having a blond child.
Skunky: Well then. Pick someone aryan.
Joey: *laughs* But how am I going to find anyone aryan?
Skunky: Marry Hauenstein.
Hauenstein and Joey: O_O?! *both look at eachother suspiciously*
Skunky: Male pregnancy can happen! Hope you have some egyptian blood in you somewhere...
Hauenstein: *flustered* how's that supposed to help?!
Joey: yeah, that's really gross! Not to mention gay!
Skunky: How do you think Thoth came around? Seth got overly involved with his nephew Horus, who coincdentally, turned him into a eunuch afterwards...can I babysit Cloud? *hopeful grin*
Joey and Hauenstein: NO!
Joey: I don't want you filling my kid's head with disturbing thoughts!
Skunky: Rats. hey...wait...so you ARE marrying Hauenstein?
Hauenstein: Don't make me sit on you, shorty.
Skunky: Don't make me tell the fangirls. They'll make fiction about you two.
Joey and Hauenstein: CUT THAT OUT!

"I've always wanted one of those Link hats..." -ROFLcake

"i have completley boycotted shirts. i would have boycotted pants too but...society, you know."-Frank-Yoh

Great moments in Civilization II:
Scott: hmmm, I can reasearch Fuedalism, or Monotheism...oh what a choice... *breathes deeply* God or serfs....God or serfs....
The league of Extraordinary Programmers: GO FOR SERFS!!! GO FOR SERFS!!!!
Scott: Sorry God, but I'm just a Russian who likes my serfs! *clicks on 'feudalism'*

"Brains don't let friends' brains do drugs."-Mamono, on 'brain joints'

"Attention Duelists! My hair is DEFINITELY not leading you into a trap!" --Yugioh the abridged series

"If you want WHITE and shiny hair like me, Moses, then try L'oreal kids, for MEN!" --Gio (Aka "Moses" from that day forth)

Josh "Osh Kosh":It's all YOUR fault my nickname is Osh Kosh! *points finger at me*
Skunky: Well hey, I have to take matters into my own hands or you guys come up with stupid names.
Christian "ORLY": Ha! She called you stupid!
Skunky: *choruses with Osh Kosh* DID NOT! *while he's still looking at her funny* I just don't want a bunch of people walking around like poor "Absolute Belt" over there. *Points at Absolute belt* Minding his own business, selling gift wrap and suddenly you guys come up with a nickname! Psh! You call yourselves classmates?!
Osh Kosh: But...what about "Spicy Wind"?
Skunky: She shouldn't be having such conversations--that's a dangerous endeavor anyway. And in my favor, what about "Duck master" and "Joesephiroth"?
Joey: *from the other side of the room* Don't call me that!
Chester "the Duckmaster": *also from the other side of the room* DUCKS DESERVE TO BE SHOT OR MY NAME ISN'T CHESTER THE MAGIC TOOLBOX!
Skunky: And besides, ROFLcake approves.
Caroline "ROFLcake": Yep. I approve.
Katherine "TWA!": And I get to beat up anyone who doesn't agree with her! *grin*
Skunky: Besides, there's a suggestion box right over there. *point*
Osh Kosh: That's a trash can!
Skunky: It's emptied daily for maximum efficiency. *smile*

ROFLcake: Epi's just threatend to rape me again...*looks mildly disturbed*
Skunky: Aw, hey, not all of us can have such awesome ears--she must be jealous.
ROFLcake: but...I'm not a Loveless character! I LIKE my virgin ears! That's it! Nobody's getting my ears!
Wilson: Huh? who wants your ears? You have cool ears...
Skunky and ROFLcake: *both suddenly crack up* SO WRONG!
Wilson: ...what's wrong with you people?

"I'm going to fire all my freckles at you!" --Caroline ("the Fries")

"Necropheliac prince > lesbians" --Kasumi_sora (On the subject of Kaori Yuki's wonderful Ludwig Kakumei)

"These bags of popcorn > you!" --ROFLcake

Roast: Houston, we have a problem.
Skunky: Hm? You actually said that at school?
Roast: Oh yeah, then Kevin came up and fixed it. We're calling him Houston now.
Skunky: But I thought he was "Yoda" and you were "He who must not be named"
Roast: Well you aren't in robotics so you get no say in it.
Skunky: Curses! Foiled again by being born in the late eighties!


Now for love banners:


because you know you want to insult 4kids more often...


Rikuo x Kazayaha is Addictive. (And forever hiatus'd!)
Made by: simply_digital


juvenile orion is love...er...bishie filled
Created by kerrigan88




Tomonori X Tsukasa is Melodramatic Priest X Underaged Amnesiatic Angel angst love


Yugioh is Starbucks Love


The Yugioh Girls are.......what on earth.....love?


Ramen is Yummy...I'm Hungry love


Yugioh is DDR Love


Viruses that come in e-mail are love Malicious
This lovebanner has died of bugs.





PotterPuffs are love



xxxHolic is Love.
by:prommagedon_pit


Yuuko-sama is smirky love.


Watanuki-kun is love so emo.



Zero are (damn near) Indestructible Love


L is british uber-detective 100% Love ♥
teh ROFLcake agrees.


Watanuki is love



Fruits basket is ZOMG HE TURNED INTO A FUZZY ANIMAL! love


ChadIshi is Quincy and Tiger love ♥



Made by wicked_visions


the true tale behind my fantabulous crazy hair? mad scientists.



Made by wicked_visions







Also ties in with "S.P.A.T.T.E.R", the Society for the Protection of Troubled Teens with Evolutionary Regrets...



See spud run?


COWER IN THE PRESCENCE OF THE ALMIGHTY VIRUS KILLING GREEN BUNNY!!! PROTECTER OF SOFTWARE!!! KILLER OF VIRUSES, POPUPS, SPYWARE AND WARTS!!!!
*impressive lighting strikes*




pshaw! *cackles*


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